1. superiorescalator:

    please watch this vine

    (via imscreamingontheinside)

     
     

  2. (Source: geriello, via thedankmagician)

     

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  6. rupsidaisy:

    pizzaforpresident:

    firemen:

    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

    (via amphibolic)

     

  7. hellif0rnia:

    howtobeterrell:

    I been tryna get this dance all fucking night its so exotic 

    THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via infinitely--simple)

     
     


  8. "Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."
    — 

     sheriff-swan:

    — Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

    WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

    image

    (via aryousavvy)

    (Source: neolution, via alyaly143)

     

  9. junglescope:

    taylorswift:

    I’ll never be able to explain to you how astounding it is to open iTunes and see this love letter from you. I just wanted to thank you again tonight.

    she buys her own music lmao

    (via frozenyogert)

     

  10. crazycritterlife:

    query-and-echo:

    crazycritterlife:

    I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.

    Why aren’t you wearing a glove?

    Because it’s a kestrel. He’s tiny. Gloves are not necessary. I only use the glove with him during training or feeding. 

    (via perrytheplat3)

     

  11. in3ffable-lib3rty:

    black—lamb:

    cute-pubes:

    As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

    Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

    Read more here

    black privilege….

    they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
    it’s really scary
    it’s really infuriating
    it’s really exhausting

    (via thedankmagician)

     

  12. chinad011:

    it took me years to understand this joke

    (Source: deppsydoodle, via voluminousoblivion)

     

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  14. amoyed:

    cumfort:

    the perks of dating me

    • i’m funny
    • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
    • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

    image

    (via fagmobs)

     

  15. hkirkh:

    godotal:

    broken body

    "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

    (via perrytheplat3)